BILL GATES WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF A SMART VACCINE? (MicrosoftSucks.org)

by BILL GATES, Monday, January 08, 2018, 19:58 (11 days ago) @ saoirse

You are wondering why Microsoft has not been sued... It is difficult to believe why anyone would ponder such things but I will try to help you understand... To sum it up, Microsoft DESERVES its profits and no group can take those from us. We haven't been sued for monopolistic abuse since the 90's. And to ensure that we continue to receive our deserved profits, we have bribed (oops, I mean donated to) many politicians. That's right..! We've (Microsoft) made political donations. And yes, Microsoft is politically aligned with the Democratic Party, and only because very few Republicans would accept our financial arrangements (those rat bastards). The Democrats have promised to keep us free of legal battles. In return we have to continue to fund their political campaigns and make software that is both profitable and works in accordance with NSA policies. HEIL MICROSOFT


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