All customers running Windows 7 (Microsoft Corp Sucks)

by reactosguy , Canada, Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 19:26
edited by reactosguy, Monday, December 14, 2009, 21:02

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If you want viruses, spyware, bugs and Trojan horses, Windows 7 is for you. Windows is still malware laden so it is an ideal reason not to use it. Here is the text below:

Details

The virus broke out on October 22, 2009; however, earlier alpha, beta and RC versions of the virus were released. It has a taskbar similar to KDE and may have mini applications on the desktop. Also it features window transparency and aesthetic effects as well as eye candy. More details can be found on Microsoft's Windows 7 website.

How to avoid it

Simply don't buy the virus. It is very costly and misleading.

Vaccines

Google has shown off a Windows 7 virus vaccine, however it is available now by compiling the source code, which is a tedious and complicated task to be done by advanced programmers who use Ubuntu 8.04 Hardy Heron or higher.

However mini vaccines are available. Linux Mint, Debian, Fedora, true GNU/Linux and Ubuntu are available but complicated to learn. By taking the mini vaccine you should be able to see performance and application improvements.

What to do in case you receive the virus

Don't panic and simply download the Windows 7 vaccine or one of the Windows 7 mini vaccines. It's simple.

Encourage users in your area the avoid the virus

Simply tell your users to go to http://tinyurl.com/windows7vaccine or http://bit.ly/windows7vaccine if TinyURL isn't supported.

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If you want shitty performance, Windows 7 is for you. The basic system requirements are too high and that will leave your Windows 7 PC less responsive. Even by using a 16GB SD card to emit 16GB of mobile RAM on your PC, we have other good reasons.

If you want less battery life, Windows 7 is for you. According to Engadget, those folks said that Windows XP gives a longer battery life by an average of 47-57 minutes than Windows 7.

If you want to be lazy, Windows 7 is for you. How? I can resize my own windows with no problem. I can clear window clutter on the desktop with no problem. Windows 7 is for people who can't establish these skills. That's the proof.

If you want to waste money buying well known worthless crap, Windows 7 is for you. Ubuntu 9.10 has all the features of a basic OS plus all the software you need. So another good reason. Windows is for rich people.

If you want to use stolen technology belonging to the rightful developers, Windows 7 is for you. Basically the Windows 7 and KDE taskbars are 90% identical. Do you steal?

Look at the screenshots very carefully. What do you see?

The Windows 7 taskbar is stolen from KDE's taskbar. Microsoft claims that the taskbar is their idea. But who does it really belong to?

I'm getting a deeper understanding of what Microsoft is up to. They ripped off the KDE taskbar and added the dd.mm.yyyy feature. Is this competition? No. This is theft.

This should be reported to the KDE developers because even if it wasn't patented, it was the KDE developers' idea and they are the rightful owner of the design.

Thanks, Micro(w)sloth! The KDE developers have to make a living and because of you secretly framing them, they earn fewer dollars or rupees or whatever. Hiding it won't help.

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From your dear moderator reactosguy

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